[Intro: Chutch McGillicutty]
What's up yall?
It's your boy Chutch
Back up on the mic...
I dedicate this song to the...
The greatest of great...
He's a muthaf**in' G
Yall might know him
His name's Phat
He's a legend
Up in this game
[Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty]
Rat a tat Phat on your a**
He is the first and last
He's a snake in the gra**
Always stacking cash
Talking trash
Rippin' bowls
Dumpin' ash
Splitting hoes
Wrecking snatch
...Basically a bada**
Always down to f** a ho
He f**s ‘em hard
He f**s ‘em slow
He f**s ‘em in the yard
And then he f**s ‘em on the floor
He f**s ‘em in his car
And then he f**s ‘em at the show
He f**s ‘em at the bar
And he f**s ‘em on his boat
He's fishin' for gar
And they strokin' his chode
He makes ‘em see stars
When he blows his f**ing load
He starred as the k**er on Murder She Wrote
He f**ed his first b**h when he was four years old
Hardcore don't even describe
When he looks you in the eye
Sometimes people die
It's been officially documented 15 times
But you can't prosecute
Crimes of the mind
You want a first hand account?
Talk to Pat
Who's that?
He's Cowherd's brother
And a good friend of Phat
One night at the MAT
A few years back
This mental f**in' Midgett
Started talking some smack
It was over real fast
His head exploded
From one cursory glance
Girls are cursing
Cause they got some blood up on they' pants
Phat just downs his gla**
Examines the scene and laughs...
[Hook: Chutch McGillicutty]
He's the greatest of all time
A motherf**in' miracle
He's sharp as a knife
Yet absolutely spherical
He's traveled to the stars
And consulted for God
He's sold out seminars
About how to beat off
He's the greatest of all time
A motherf**in' miracle
He's sharp as a knife
Yet absolutely spherical
He's traveled to the stars
And consulted for God
He's sold out seminars
About how to beat off
[Verse 2:Chutch McGillicutty]
He's an all-time legend
Unparalleled by any
He beat up Kevin
And then he f**ed Winnie
It's a wonder year alive
If you ever f**ing tried
To talk sh** to him
You probably shoulda died
He hit you high
He hit you low
He grabs the pipe
And rips the ‘dro
Sippin' a Pacifico
Eyein' a specific ho
She bites her lip
And it's a go
A good hard f**
And a sniff of coke
Listen ho
He's got to go
We all know what you're wishin' for
Best keep fishin' who*e...
He's the big fish
In the biggest f**ing pond
He loves big tits
Especially when they jackin' off his dong...
He titty f**s a lot of hoes...
How many?... Who Knows...
But you couldn't count the number on the whole world's Fingers and toes...
I ain't even f**in around yall
I'm talking primates...
I'm f**ing talking raccoons and sh**...
Hey man...
If a person was born without feet, and has some stumps instead, I'm counting those muthaf**as too
This muthaf**a's bad a**
He's f**ed so many hoes...
In the tits
He's titty-f**ed a lot of hoes yall
[Hook:Chutch McGillicutty]
He's the greatest of all time
A motherf**in' miracle
He's sharp as a knife
Yet absolutely spherical
He's traveled to the stars
And consulted for God
He's sold out seminars
About how to beat off
He's an all-time legend
The muthaf**in' mack
He's been to heaven
And he ain't going back
Wherever there's titties
That's where he's at
You know who it is
It's muthaf**ing Phat...
[Outro:Chutch McGillicutty]
That's right yall...
Don't ever forget about this muthaf**er...
And ladies...
Watch out...
If you got tits...
He's probably gonna f** them