[Verse]
Bow and arrow steady, ready, aimed at evil monsters
b**h I'm 'bout to slay the demon like my name was Inuyasha
Yes I am, yes I am, got the stake up in my hand
Ready to pierce the heart of any danger in the land
'cuz I'm comin', runnin' up on the castle of a count
'bout to grab a vampire, rip his head off from the mouth
With my bare hands, choppin' necks and burnin' bodies, man
Never gonna stop until I k** the whole clan
Like Itachi, swingin' a sword and murdering my enemies
Tryna be disappearin' into the woods just like the Hidden Leaf
Now, f**in' with me you know just what I bring, get
Outta my path I have to stab a stake up in the king's chest
Bring d**h, on a vamp, yes zack does
Flingin' arrows dipped in f**in' dead man's blood
Garlic bomb the cave or any place that they infest
Wreck the set, b**h I'm 'bout to burn the f**in' nest
[Interlude]
He's coming! He's coming! Run!
Run vampires, run! he's going to k** us all!
He's going to k** us all!
[Verse]
Dark villains, illin' for crucifyin' my village
They fear instillin' to civilians through defiance I k**'em
With iron swords and axes, comin' at them with tactics
That reverse their planet's axis to decapitate their a**es
Now, castlevania, slashin' ba*tards spleens
Blowin' back their schemes, like I f**in' roll with Sam and Dean
'cuz I slay, evil entities, destined to be the nemesis
Effin' with every revenant, sendin' them to the Devil pit
b**h I'ma set the castle on fire
k**in' the vampire, nobody on this planet's as wired
To k**'em like this, swingin' swords and Garlic comes in handy
Young and savvy, ownin' reapers like I'm tight with Bill and Mandy
More than lethal, iller than every synonym when I be k**in'em
Hordes of evil, swingin's swords and bringin' forth destruction
Lords I'm crushin'! flingin' lethal arrows out the back of ya
Never to cease until I'm chillin' on the throne of Dracula
[Interlude]
I am the Vampire hunter, motherf**er!
f** with me!
I got swords! I got axes!
I got s-stake and Garlic and, f** you guys!
[Verse]
Sorta gothic how I slay entire hordes of darkness
Swingin' swords the father blessed in holy water pure as prophets
Bringin' the pain, when my blade's, piercin' through the brains
Of a vamp, that's my signature, my favorite move, my stamp
And you can't try to stop it, chances of that are microscopic
'cuz I am, like a boss is, battlin' vamps with iron crosses
Easily lethal to evil forces, torch the fortress, shooting arrows on arrows from backs of horses
Bring entire armies to their knees, ain't no chapter of vampiric ba*tards tryna f** with me, b**h I'm raw
Smashin' any zombie-lookin' f**er through a wall
Screw a brawl, b**h I come out swingin' f**in' molovs
b**h I am a slayer with the sword
k**in' the core, and the spores, motherf**er this is war
Total war, never to stop until I slay the villain
Vamp k**in', 'cuz I'm here to f**in' save the village motherf**er....