[Verse 1] I'm bored today, so I find a game to play now Angry today so I find someone to blame now Scrolling through the list of thousands Spending hours at a time Playing online, to show the world I am not a Noob, Scrub, Camper, Feeding, Son of a b**h [Pre-Chorus] Come at me bro, I'll take your soul What the f** no?! That was my k** motherf**er! Noob k**-Stealing Cancerous f** Go die in a fire! [Chorus] So I eat another apple To calm my nerves before I click 500,000 times (I'm so MLG) I'm so MLG [Verse 2] I've decided to go more retro Let's play some Mario I'm down in sewer now Feel free to come and join me I know we'll make it easy
Because we're playing this Wii Just you and me I'm bored of that game now, time to have a look around Oh look at what I have found, the original Bioshock I look at the box, remember the final boss "Would you kindly..." f** that no actually I see a stack of GameCube games I don't have a clue what I want to play Maybe Sonic Adventure Actually, I'm better at MOBA's [Chorus] So I eat another apple To calm my nerves before I click 500,000 times I'm so MLG No you can not beat me in 1v1 I'm better than you in every single way According to this game Bleh [Outro] I died, I died, I died a-f**ing-gain I died, I died, I died a-f**ing-gain