Someone call the ambulance She's completely nude, standing on the fence She's about to fly, phone the doctor quick She's a house on fire whenever she gets lit I'm laughing with nothing up my sleeve Here come that gal of mine like a storm across the sea She broke my heart when she pawned my ring Then she stole it back, what will tomorrow bring Mercy, vengence, Lord above
How can I refuse her love I'm laughing with nothing up my sleeve Here come that gal of mine like a storm across the sea There's a Ph.D. on the radio Says the next of kin is the last to know She grabs the dial, jumps up on my lap Starts to lick my face like a Persian cat Hear me laughing with nothing up my sleeve Here come that gal of mine like a storm across the sea