[Intro: Don Cannon]
Greenhouse Effect Volume 1!
Asher Roth!
Don Cannon!
[Hook: Asher Roth] x2
I got the fresh bowl cut, curly blond locks
LA Gears light up when I walk, floss
And my Osh Kosh B'Gosh overalls match my He-Man lunch box
[Verse 1: Asher Roth]
Overall, probably say I was an 8
Only cause I was running a slightly bit late
For my first day of first grade with Ms. Smith
Who sat across the way, was the chick Meredith
The hottest girl I knew at the age of 6
Bow matched the shoes, shoes matched the dress
I'm an anxious kid, so this is dangerous
Start sweatin', gettin' nervous, feelin' strange as sh**
Now it's lunchtime, I'm drinking milk
Brain starts to panic, room starts to tilt
I'm feelin' nauseous, stomach doin' flips
Then up comes my lunch right on to Meredith
A little on her lap, more so on her black shoes
"Sorry," I said "Couldn't wait until the bathroom."
"I feel so bad, how do I make it up to you?
Can I pick you up on my bike after school like..."