If the Christians are right and Jesus falls from the sky
When people in Africa discontinue to die
When politicians and preachers and talk-show hosts never lie
That's when I'll stop loving you
When the leading cause of d**h in America ceases to be heart disease
When parents stop asking what's the magic word and children reply "Please"
Oh, when every god-damned body stops saying Bless you when you sneeze
That's when I'll stop loving you
When the number one song on the pop charts is actually good
And it makes you feel alright inside like good pop songs should
On the day that your true love returns like he promised he would
That's when I'll stop loving you
When everyone realizes they're going to die quite soon
And furthermore recognize it doesn't have to be scary
After all, what are we really doing with out time?
I'll spend mine...
I'll spend mine...
I'll spend mine...
I'll spend mine...