I saw mrs. Parker at the store today,
She was buyin' some food
I walked up to her and I said "hey!"
When's the baby due?
She said "baby?"
I'm not having a baby,
What you talkin' about?
I said "sorry... mrs. parker"
I put my foot in my mouth
I got my foot in my mouth,
Guess I should watch what I say,
I got my foot in my mouth,
It's prob'ly better that way
I took my brother to the mall last christmas,
To see Santa and his sleigh,
I said "aren't you glad that you're old enough,"
To know that santa is fake?
He said "fake? Santa's not fake!"
What you talkin about?
I said "no, I didn't tell ya Santa was fake!"
I said...Santa's great...
I put my foot in my mouth
I got my foot in my mouth,
Guess I should watch what I say,
I got my foot in my mouth,
It's prob'ly better that way
Here's the last verse
I was braggin' to a friend of mine
How I ran over this cat,
I said "his name was fluffy, cause I read the tag..."
Right after I squashed him flat
She said "fluffy? my cat's name is fluffy! he was my best friend."
I said "no, I didn't say his name was fluffy!"
I said his name was... twinkles
Here I go again...
I got my foot in my mouth,
Guess I should watch what I say,
I got my foot in my mouth,
It's prob'ly better that way
I got my foot in my mouth,
Guess I should watch what I say,
I got my foot in my mouth,
It's prob'ly better that way