I don't want to introduce you to my friends 'Cause I think they'll get the wrong idea You're so fetching in that dress They'll think that we have messed around And though I'll tell them otherwise I was gone all night with you What most people do Will be running through their heads They don't need to see That I met a pretty girl last night I'm nineteen And I've kissed two girls, that's all You're sixteen And your one is that against the law? I never thought that it would come to this
My reputation will be missed by all the dads That introduce me to their girls Saying I have got a great idea You're so different from most guys Now that's just a wishful lie Because I am not different anymore A revolving door you came through And though you're first even if your last Won't change that I'm not me 'Cause I met a pretty girl last night I guess, I have to introduce you to my friends But I know they'll get the wrong idea