Singles Match
Missile Assault Man defeats Hiptoss Hank (1:37)
Singles Match
Solo Darling defeats The Proletariat Boar Of Moldova by DQ
Singles Match
Dasher Hatfield defeats Heidi Lovelace (14:18)
Tag Team Match
Dez Peloton (Donald Kluger and Jasper Tippins) defeat Los Ice Creams (El Hijo del Ice Cream and Ice Cream Jr.) (5:40)
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Singles Match
Ophidian vs. Rock Lobster - Double Count Out (7:13)
Tag Team Match
The Legion Of Rot (Frightmare and Hallowicked) defeat The Batiri (Kodama and Obariyon) (11:23)