[J-Zone] {*clears throat*} Mhmm, yeah Speakin of throwin up in the car This PSA is brought to you by... MADFU, M.A.D.F.U That's Motherf**ers Against Driving f**ed Up~! They agreed to sponsor this album So long as we put in this little bit of information So we, complied Yo, all y'all 40 guzzlers out there takin 'em to the head Stop drivin drunk DWI's k** more people per yer than you think Most of 'em innocent So when you gettin to' up from the flo' up Just find a corner and throw up And just stay there 'til your a** sober up Y'knahmean? Or take the SEPTA, the BART
The T, the L.I. double R, the CTA, the MTA Whatever the f** comes to your city Catch a cab, call a prostitute Give your man the keys or whatever But just don't be stupid and drive drunk Got anything you want to add to this Chief? [Chief Chinchilla] Nah that was on point I got one question though [J-Zone] What? [Chief Chinchilla] Can I have my beer back now? [J-Zone] Man shut the f** up! {*fighting sounds, Chinchilla screaming*} "Man you better get your salaikum salaam a** up off this box And pa** me a muh'f**in brew"