{*phone ringing*}
[G'maC] Hello?
[Chief] Hello can I speak to Earl?
[G'maC] Nobody named Earl live here; wrong number
[Chief] Grandma?
[G'maC] Calvin... is that you?
[Chief] Grandma!
[G'maC] n***a~! Bring yo' bu*t home
[Chief] Yo Grandma I'll call you back {*click*}
[Chief] I gotta call Earl first
{*scratching*}
[Chief Chinchilla]
I swear to God I ain't never gon' drink
Just as long as I live
f** f**in 40's, f** all that sh**
{*puking*}
Whew, ahh, damn, what time the liquor sto' close?
Go get me another 40 or somethin, sh**!
[singing]
Drunk last night
And drunk the night before
I'm gonna get drunk tonight
Like I never got drunk before! {*echoes*}