[Verse 1: Cheech Marin] Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights They like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and Chemma And have a son-in-law named Jeff Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning But they have to so they do it real slow Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school
And they take Spanish and get a B Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their Nina's and their Nino's nano nano nina nono! Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the Dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown Cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....