I've been eaten by a boa constrictor
A boa constrictor, a boa constrictor
I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
And I don't like it one bit!
Oh, no, he's nibbling my toe
Oh gee, he's up to my knee
Oh fiddle, he's up to my middle
Oh heck, he's up to my neck
Oh dread, he's up to my......GULP!