Colbeck-Thomas Watching T.V. - the American shows Watching T.V. - with those super heroes Watching T.V. - and I'm gonna be someone just like them someday Well, I like T.V., 'cause it shows me what the world's all about And I watch endlessly, every car chase, every fatal shoot-out I wanna be like Starsky & Hutch, and those Sweet Charlie's Angels say 'Look, but don't touch' I wanna be in Hawaii-Five-O, I say 'No way, McGarret, let's go!' Watching T.V. - the American shows Watching T.V. - with those super heroes Watching T.V. - and I'm gonna be someone just like them someday And I like cop shows, all that action and the life on the street And I dig Harry-O and Steve Austin, well, he's never been beat I wanna be like the bionic man And break down iron doors with one blow of my hand Run like a cheetah - fight with such flair -
Jump thirty feet in the air Watching T.V. - the American shows Watching T.V. - with those super heroes Watching T.V. - and I'm gonna be someone just like them someday I live each day just waiting for the time My heroes come to me ... on my T.V. Watching T.V. - the American shows Watching T.V. - with those super heroes Watching T.V. - and I'm gonna be someone just like them someday Oh, I love Star Trek, Captain James Kirk, he's the Master of Space And there's Scott's flight deck, beams the crew down to another strange place I wanna travel the aeons of time Speed through the cosmos at warp factor nine Beat off the Klingons with phasers on stun k**ing strange people is fun Watching T.V. - the American shows Watching T.V. - with those super heroes Watching T.V. - and I'm gonna be someone just like them someday