[Intro: Charlie Scene & Deuce & Funny Man]
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's f**
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk
Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas!
[Chorus: Deuce]
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's f**
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk
[Verse 1: J-Dog & Charlie Scene & Funny Man]
J-J-J-Just a little story about last Christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and then we gave some loving
The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
Little Timmy stole from 7-11
So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
But there were still some bad kids who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack
So we slipped down his chimney with an eighteen-pack
He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and I f**ed him in the a**!
It's Charlie Scene, got eggnog in my flask
The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
Like oh my God is that Saint Nick?
Kids, give me your list like it's the 25th
Been accused of being a bad kid
But I get presents as is
Mrs. Clause just MySpaced me
I blew off a date on Christmas Eve!
So I don't give a f** if you're naughty or nice
You might still get a Rolly and a gang of ice
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead New Year!
f** yeah!!
Now watch the language, ho, ho, ho!
[Chorus: Deuce]
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's f**
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk
[Verse 2: Johnny 3 Tears & Da Kurlzz & Funny Man]
I'm about to serve it up for all you boys and girls
Good kids, bad kids and even Da Kurlzz
We were chilling at home and decking the halls
So I checked my phone and Santa had called
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve
He said that his jolly a** needed some help
He said Christmas ain't a day but a way of life
If you guide my sleigh I'll let you f** my wife
So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle
Funnier than f** you can ask Chris Kringle
So we all took flight but something was fishy
He asked for road 'head and started to kiss me
Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows
Instead of bags of presents he had bags of dil*os
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster
It wasn't Saint Nick it was a f**ing imposter
When we found out he started to pout
I took my bandanna and I choked him out
I pulled off his beard then I f**ed his mouth
Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south
I had a lot of wild nights
But tonight was the craziest
I've met a lot of Jeffs
But this one was shadiest
When it comes to cheer
That motherf**er's a Grinch
So if you don't like Christmas
f** you b**h!
You kids are in big trouble, oh boy, ho, ho!
[Chorus: Deuce]
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's f**
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk
[Bridge: Deuce & Funny Man]
Lets get drunk!
Ho, ho, hey!
Looks like Santa's had a little too much
Mada Shavensen eggnog
Hey Hollywood Undead, you're pretty naughty this year
I ain't visiting you f*ggots so...
[Chorus: Deuce]
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's f**
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's f**
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk