There's a place I long to be
A certain town that's dear to me
Home to Mohawks and GE
It's called Schenectady
I was born there, and I'll die there
My first home I hope to buy there
Have a kid or at least try there
Sweet Schenectady
When I'm married, and when I'm dead
Upstate worms will eat my head
For every person that you know
Once you'll say [??]
I think you'll see that soon you'll know
You won't see them again
There's only the last time
That you'll see everyone
There's always a never again