[INTRO]
CHAOTIC RAP BATTLES!!!
GOKU
VS
SUPERMAN
LET'S GO~!
[SUPERMAN]
Well, it's about time that you and me
Got matched for a rap battle
Now prepare your ugly face
Because I'm going to make your brain rattle!
[GOKU]
So, the Universe's greatest heroes
Finally meet for a verbal clash?
You go first, pajama boy,
Either way, I'm kicking your a**
[SUPERMAN]
S-S-S-Superman!
Up, in this b**h, gonna bring the heat and flip the switch
On this punka**, little steroid kid
Who's rapping sk**s ain't worth a sh**!!
I could save the world, ten thousand times
Come back in time and still spit some rhymes!
You're not a match of mine, you better get in line
This primape punk is past his prime!
So bring it, Kakarot
Let's see how hard this carrot can spit.
I'm the Man of Steel, and you're looking small, Bro
Do you even lift?
I fight for truth and justice, what the hell do you even defend?
I'll stomp you down into the ground
With your little vegetable-named friends
You're just gonna stand there and yell, like you do with all your other perps?
I wonder how many episodes it'll take for you, to spit your first verse!
[GOKU]
Look!
Up in the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane? Nope!
Just a reporter in a cape
Who's confused about his fame
I don't need X-ray vision
To see that all of your movies s**ed
You're invulnerable? Yet, if I threw rock at you
You'd be completely f**ed!
Son Goku coming at you, fool
Breaking bones and breaking rules
I'll crush your wits with Dragon Fists
Then Spirit Bomb your a** to bits!
I got them Instant Transmission lines
Every single time, I'm busting rhymes
I'll school your a** to the sun and back
Over 9000 times!
Listen up, Clark Kunt
You're gonna die once and for all
But first, I'll give Lois Lane a pick of my
Dragon Balls!
[SUPERMAN]
School me?!
Ha!
You haven't the slightest bit of education
And every time you fight, it sound like you've got
Ma**ive Constipation!
Go ahead, harness your Ki
And shoot off all your beams of light
Truth is, I'd rather fight your son
I bet he'd put up more of a fight!
[GOKU]
I was trained by the gods
You've no idea of my speed and strength
I don't need microscopic vision, when my power pole is the perfect length!
Nice speedo and tights
I'll bet your s**ual preference is a lie
You're sure that bullets are the only things
That shoot into your eye?
[SUPERMAN]
I'm putting my disses together so clever
You could never measure the level of pain that I bring!
Splittin' and rippin' and servin' and dissin'
You'll witness the power of the Kryptonian King!
I got laser vision, and perfect precision
You're too dumb to even make a decision!
Leaping tall buildings, in a single bound
You want to face me now? You're going down!
You're just a pissed of Guido
Who never made the cut for Jersey Shore
Oh, and I drained all of Chi-Chi's energy
And left her, begging me for more
All the Ki in the universe, could never help you to defeat me
And your rap sk**s are even more lamer than
Dragonball GT!!!
The American Way is I prevail
Facing me - you'll always fail
I don't even know, why I rapped
When all I had to do was grab your tail!
[Goku transforms]
[GOKU]
No more delaying what I'm saying
This Super Saiyan ain't playing
You're just a Solar-powered p**y
Who needs a plentiful slaying!
I've got four forms, b**h
You can't keep up with my pace!
Why don't you make a Super Sneeze
And get the hell out of my face!
I put gods in their place
Break your unstoppable force
The laws of physics don't matter
When you can f**ing Teleport!
It's Doomsday for you, Clark
Call it a Kryptonite Bomb!
I'll send you a** back to Smallville
With a KAMEHAME-HA!
I prefer a fair fight
But I could have k**ed you just for fun
But son, this is only round one
Our battle has just begun!