[Intro: Chank Smith]
Yea, I'm from Primm dog
Act like you don't know it
You know what I mean?
f**in', few minutes outside of Las Vegas sh** that's poppin'
Primm, Nevada
Population
One
You know what I mean?
I mean, there's more people there
But you know what I'm getting at
Yea, that one is me
[Hook: Chank Smith] (x2)
When I'm in Primm everybody knows my name
It's like a little taste of fame
And when I leave town I get lonely
Cause most people don't know me
[Verse 1: Chank Smith]
When I'm somewhere else people look at me like a human being
But when I'm in Primm
People like "He's European"
Cause he's the only one that sticks out
Like he's got orange shorts on
Europeans do that sh** all the time, come on
Like they almost got it all together
But not quite
Like he got hair that's too nice
And an overbite
I'm saying that's like me
But in a good way
Yo, when I'm in Primm I f** one b**h on a good day
I mean sometimes it's even better than that
I had one Ménage à trois
That actually wasn't in Primm
But whatever
It doesn't matter the point is that Primm rocks
And if you don't agree I'll send you hateful sh**
Check your inbox
Or spam folder
Because I don't want you to miss it
And if you still disagree with me
Here's my mouth
Kiss it
No h*mo
Sike
Yes h*mo
I'm not gay, but I know your not
And i'll know it'll ruin your day
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Chank Smith]
All right, so check it out
I'm chillin' and stuff
I'm outside on the patio
I'm feelin' myself
I got alotta people looking at me
Not asking for autographs
But knowing who I am
And that's more than enough
I don't ask for much
I like alot
But so do most girls
And their like never successful
I'm just steady
Working hard on my grind
Man I'm just one of a kind
And pretty soon i'll have that j**elry that shines
And pretty soon i'll have that b**h with behinds
And pretty soon i'll have my dad that's looking at me like
"Yo, I finally have the stand-up music that you do
It's actually pretty good"
But until then
It don't matter
It's not like a condom [?]
Won't keep my dick fatter
And cut the chit-chatter
I hate rumors and stuff
A girl once told me she was having my kid
She was lying and that's not true
[Hook]