[Intro: Chank Smith]
Yo, I like this beat Green
Make me feel like I'm on my barbecue sh**
Yo, might as well just get into it
[Verse 1: Chank Smith]
If I had a callout, i would pop it
Like right now
I got a wifebeater on
So it's like, wow
It's Sunday
But it's not
Get it dog?
That's where it is
Got the hat fitted on
Yo, cargo shorts is a must
Chillin' on the side walk
Watching a bus go bye
I got the little children waving at me
And that's what makes me happy
Now this is my love song
Bop to it
I had Gonorrhea once in '07
I coped to it
Took the shot to the a**
That sh** stung for a week
For like 3 years I was condom free
Broke up
Whatever, this sh**s okay
I got alot of other girls that will go my way
Now it's 2013 and I'm in L.A
I got b**hes like gay dudes got dudes thats gay
So promiscuous
That's real
No toys, what's this fisher price
No deal
I use my dick and that's it
You don't like it get to steppin', b**h
[Hook: Chank Smith] (x2)
This my love song
Everybody need one
When you hear it, you feel good son
This my love song
Everybody need one
When you hear it, you wanna go on and get a condom
[Verse 2: Chank Smith]
I'm guessing transgression is a hard thing to turn
But what you gotta do, is make sure your last girl don't burn
Your bridges with your new girls thats what happens
If you bring your old girl problems on your new b**h
I'm just rapping but i definitely know this to be true
Like the Mormons don't just believe in one heaven
But a few
But mines actually real
And not just folklore
The last girl that burned me
Is now a [?]
I'm not saying that is going to happen to you
But be careful cause sometimes that's what b**hes do
My last girl says that I'm misogynistic
But f** that b**h
s** this dick
Sike
I know that's misogyny
Basically, obviously
But I'm not into that
I was just making a joke
The trick is treat her good like your friend
Find things you can do together that you both like to do
Like yo, we can watch the Walking Dead
We both agree on it
Then we watch Grays Anatomy
And honestly, that's terrible
Don't ever watch Grays Anatomy
It's so bad for guys
It's only good for girls
The sh**'s been on for like
10 years
Cause girls view it
That's how many girls there are
Who knew it
So if you ever get lonely
And your girl moves out of the house
There's plenty of fish in the sea
No trout
[Hook]
[Outro: Chank Smith]
Nah, I'm just playing