FIRST THING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS I WON A RAP CONTEST IN SCHOOL
HIGH SCHOOL MOTHERfu*kER AT THE TYLER MALL THAT'S HOW WE DO
SECOND THING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS EVERYTHING I SAY IS TRUE
I KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN WITH MY BARE HANDS IN THE SWIMMING POOL
IT FILLED WITH BLOOD, BLOOD FLOWING OUT OF ALL MY BOTTLES CHAMPAGNE CORKS, BLOOD FOAM, BLOOD ON MY RENTAL CAR THROTTLE
BLOODY ORPHANS, LYDIA LUNCH IN THE PAINT MAKING DUNKS
SMOKING CRANK IN THE MORNING WITH TOPLESS STRAIGHT EDGE PUNKS
DIRT COVERED TRUCKS PULLING UP AT 5AM
ARE YOU CHAMPAGNE JERRY, YES I AAM
XLR, USB, TERABYTE LACIES
I NEED TEN SUBS FOR THIS sh*t MAX TANNONE IS MAKIN'
CNN ON THE TREADMILL, fu*k THAT NOISE
I'M IN THE SNOW DOING DRILLS WITH THE CATCH CLUB BOYS
NO TREE TRUNKS, NO MOUSE TRAPPIN
I ONLY MURDER, WHEN I'M RAPPIN
(WHICH BRINGS ME BACK TO BLOOD)
THREE THINGS
THE PHONE RINGS
IT'S PRINCE ON THE LINE AND HE WANTS THAT CHAMPAGNE
THREE THINGS
THE PHONE RINGS
IT'S BEYONCE ON THE LINE AND SHE WANTS THAT CHAMPANGE
THREE THINGS
THE PHONE RINGS
CHAMPAGNE JERRY'S ON THE LINE AND HE WANTS THAT CHAMPAGNE
THREE THINGS, THREE THINGS!
THIRD THING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS ROUND MY WRIST IN THIS BULOVA
YOU WILL GET DENTS IN YOUR CAMRY, BIG DENTS IF YOU RUN ME OVER
I GOT MORE GLASSES THAN YOU GOT CLASSES
FULL COURSE LOAD b*tchES, I LIKE BIG ASSES
I LIKE BIG EVERYTHING. SMALL EVERYTHING TOO
I LIKE WOMEN, I LIKE DUDES
READ ALL ABOUT IT IN THIS SUNDAY'S NEW YORK TIMES
COLUMNS AND COLUMNS REVIEWS FULL COLOR PROFILES
MY WIFE WRITES BOOKS, BEST SELLERS LIST
MY FRIENDS WANNA fu*k HER, WANNA TWIST UP A TRYST
THISTLES IN MY THIS, WHISTLES FLIPPIN THE DRIFTS
MISTLE TOE fu*kING, VALENTINE WHIPS
I AM MARRIED BUT I'M NOT DEAD, SASHA GREY PORNO
FLIRTING WITH MY COUSINS, SWIMMIN IN THE ARNO
ALAN CARR, EASY WAY TO QUIT SMOKIN
MY BLOOD'S A BANNED SUBSTANCE
AND THUS I'M DOPIN
(WHICH BRINGS ME BACK TO BLOOD)
THREE THINGS
THE PHONE RINGS
IT'S R.KELLY ON THE LINE AND HE WANTS SOME CHAMPAGNE
THREE THINGS
THE PHONE RINGS
IT'S BRITNEY ON THE LINE AND SHE WANTS SOME CHAMPAGNE
THREE THINGS
THE PHONE RINGS
CHAMPAGNE JERRY'S ON THE LINE AND HE WNATS SOME CHAMPAGNE
THREE THINGS! THREE THINGS!