[Intro]
Yo, I can't find my paper
Have you got it, please find it
Yeah... yo, yo
[Verse 1]
I've never known that this world is twisted, I'll fit in good
Like when I was livin' in my friends hood
k** your old man, tell him he has a retarded son
His mind exploding like the sun, the gun against his brain
His last words are "Do it, I'll feel no pain"
Sorry, that wasn't me, it was Dim
A k**er lurkin' in tha woods, I lurk in the dark wearing a hoody
I'll creep up behind ya a** when I k** ya a** like Sheriff Woody
I'll slash ya neck til you bleed bad
I'll kick you until I smash in your dad
Ha, Dim on tha track, let's sniff some crack
[Hook]
I'm on a Christ Heist, guess who sliced viced
Jesus comin' back with a bag crack
Tonight, you'll see me shooting down Christ
When he comes, he'll come to battle
Rattle his mind, holy hell yo
I'm rollin' down tha sh** like a yo-yo
Tonight, I'll be on a Christ Heist hoe
I'm on a Christ Heist, yo
[Verse 2]
Til the day comes that I don't need to it no more
With this who*e who likes a bit of hardcore
Watches The Pa**ion of Christ and then lickin' tha TV set
At that moment, I saw my God action figure upset
Did I just took d**, I just saw that God toy cry
I then laughed when I saw the scene when Jesus was gonna die
I know I'll get sent to Hell when i die for this, but I don't care
I heard that Christ didn't really had very long hair
Imagine Jesus with a gun, shootin' out bullets
I would be his friend, bad boy Christ, he's the heist
Jesus, forgive me for I have sinned
I did bad and loves to sin, so I put your picture in the trash bin
I'm sorry, let me up in the gates of Heaven
I'll put 20 rounds to my head from my AK-47
See you lord, I want to be you lord
Why am I worshipping 2 people, should their only be one God
I would die to be with the lord, he is my God (joking)
I'll kneel down to you, ha, I'm on a Christ Heist
[Hook]
I'm on a Christ Heist, guess who sliced viced
Jesus comin' back with a bag crack
Tonight, you'll see me shooting down Christ
When he comes, he'll come to battle
Rattle his mind, holy hell yo
I'm rollin' down tha sh** like a yo-yo
Tonight, I'll be on a Christ Heist hoe
I'm on a Christ Heist, yo
[Verse 3]
I'll die on a cross
Say oh lord forgive them for they don't know what they did
The Roman's in the Bookies playing a bet
Who would die first, Jesus or the 2 others beside him
Let's put a sign on Jesus's cross so he stands out
If Jesus dies, then we can forget to shout
Oh, my God, I hope Christ will survive, he looks like a good guy
Hope he gets off the cross alive
Let's all run so that he doesn't catch us
God strike us, we're planting smoke bombs in the bus
Swearing like there's no tomorrow
I'll steal, I only sometimes borrow
I'll ride in tha car with a friend, told him he a crappy trend
Kicked his a** with my steel boot
Met this girl, she's so cute
Kiss her and ditch the b**h in the forest so she can cry
Cryin' turns me on, seeing a girl cry makes me want her more
Kissin' a cryin' who*e, told her she dripped tears on the door
Jesus the lord, no he ain't
He made himself black with paint
Yo, Jesus, I'm sorry for this song
Here, there's my ex girlfriends thong
[Hook]
I'm on a Christ Heist, guess who sliced viced
Jesus comin' back with a bag crack
Tonight, you'll see me shooting down Christ
When he comes, he'll come to battle
Rattle his mind, holy hell yo
I'm rollin' down tha sh** like a yo-yo
Tonight, I'll be on a Christ Heist hoe
I'm on a Christ Heist, yo
[Outro]
Ha, I'm sorry God, please forgive me for this
I confess my sins
I'll say the 3 Hail Mary's and continue the Christ Heist