[Intro] Yo, check this out [Verse 1] What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese, yeah and let the black kid sneeze Bringin' in some sh**, givin' people a hit Kickin' a f*ggot and his boyfriend I remember seeing a bunch of rapper Jews going into a record store, a record called Holla One says what does the Holla cost I came in and brought one and then went into a belt store to buy a belt I then went home to my ex, I was gonna hit her But then I thought of watching a movie about Hitler She ran away and then I caught her Whacked her a** off tha ground and belted her She cried so loud that the whole neighbourhood heard I then ran out and left her alone cuz I never cared The 9/11 victims are good readers, they went through 88 stories in 7 seconds One tower says to the other, can I race you down brother? He did, which one won I bet the first one did Some guys puttin' down a bid for the second one
Down they go, yo [Hook] Check, check, check this out Check, check, check this out [Verse 2] Yo, I'mma joker, b**h poker How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None,they just sit in the dark and b**h Comedian sending her into the hospital cause he got her in a stitch I'mma k** a retarded spaz, he'll never know what it's like to die He'll only know what's like to dribble and cry Read a book, a kid who has no friends cause he survived Sandy Hook There I go, let the flow show Don't walk slow like grans, hit over the head with fryin' pans Grab a six pack while listen to Biggie and 2Pac Get into the sack, out then back in it, sh** is gonna get real Peel like a banana, hey Anna I can see a bird and a duck [Hook] Check, check, check this out Check, check, check this out [Hook] Check, check, check this out Check, check, check this out