[Intro]
Everyone, there seems to be more than one Jolly Sid's about
Please and I mean, please raise your hands if you're the right Jolly Sid
[Verse One]
Y'all think that I can't rap hardcore, just give me a banging beat
Play it on a turntable and put it out in the street
The only type to get off your feet, break dance with tha beat
I was one time in a d**h ceremony with Michael Jackson and Prince
Michael got an award for the best dead moonwalker
Prince got an award for the worst dead rocker
I won nothing because it wasn't really my time to go
I got sent back down to earth to continue with my flow
Sometimes there's nothing to show, gotta get by yo
Whackin' dickheads til their brain is dead on their d**hbeds
I lied about me being a good boy, I'm not
I'm as evil as a serial k**er k**ing a kid and burying her under the floor
Blood stains, hard to come off so better becareful where you put her
It'll be good to put her body in a boot of a car and drive it off into a river
There goes my friends dearly loved dead daughter
Watching the TV, watching a movie about a dead puppy
It's puppy guts was all over the place, it also had a big open slit on it's face
I one time choked a little puppy
Strangled his neck, almost broken it
Laughed while I was doing it, yeah and I decided to bath it in it's own sh**
We ain't nothing but animals too though some us could turn cannibals
Having your friend for dinner, after you finish bin the remains of her
I slapped my ex, told her that she has to do what I say
f** her hard all day, rape her a** til she cries and pa**es away
She likes abuse, being used and being a s*ut for me to get amused
Wave your hands, sing this chorus and hear me out
[Chorus]
I am the right Jolly Sid, who'll completely blow his lid
Yes, I'm the right Jolly Sid, I'm the one to be the greatest there is
I'mma be the one to raise my hand, my hand, my hand
'Cause I am the right Jolly Sid, who'll completely blow his lid
Yes, I'm the right Jolly Sid, I'm the one to be the greatest there is
I'mma be the one to raise my hand, my hand, my hand
[Verse Two]
Dancing in the street, I got completely mad when lost my latest beat
I'm completely mad, the madder I get
The badder I am, I'm not an angel, no no
I never stay calm, I gotta evil flow, it's vicious
I'm the crazy guy who you'll not wanna see on the street
I always carry my machete so I can k** ya before you can hit me
Throw a ball see you can catch it
Throw an axe, it's really just an hatchet
When I was just a little boy I used to annoy others in school
Tried to stab a teacher with a pencil, she moved her arm away
I tried to chase after her yo but then she fell out the school window
Ha, ha, still k**ed her either way
She's now dead and I skinned her on that day
She was crying when I was chasing her but now she's dead
I dragged her and shoved her body under her car
She is now in Heaven with the angels and the good souls
I'll not see her when I die, I'll be down in Hell with the demons because I'm a bad guy
I'll be the greatest you see, the best thing you'll ever see
I'mma be the mastermind behind all of this
It's what I wanna do, be the evil one behind this
What's up, time to crack a nut, get some rest and one in the bu*t
[Chrous]
I am the right Jolly Sid, who'll completely blow his lid
Yes, I'm the right Jolly Sid, I'm the one to be the greatest there is
I'mma be the one to raise my hand, my hand, my hand
'Cause I am the right Jolly Sid, who'll completely blow his lid
Yes, I'm the right Jolly Sid, I'm the one to be the greatest there is
I'mma be the one to raise my hand, my hand,my hand
I am the right Jolly Sid, who'll completely blow his lid
Yes, I'm the right Jolly Sid, I'm the one to be the greatest there is
I'mma be the one to raise my hand, my hand, my hand
'Cause I am the right Jolly Sid, who'll completely blow his lid
Yes, I'm the right Jolly Sid, I'm the one to be the greatest there is
I'mma be the one to raise my hand, my hand,my hand
[Outro]
Yo man, let's all be me
Be the next Ceeingee
Everyone can raise their hand