[Intro] sh**, I am turnin' crazy, wait, I might not be oh sh**, I think I am, oh god, help me, sh**, sh** [Verse 1] Oh sh** yo, I'm turnin' crazy though I ain't lazy bro I'll cut your head off til you can't find your head and it could be rollin' under your bed, better find it or you'll be dead cause you can't live without your head though you can live without a brain I'll be on a plane, to Tenerife No one there for me to beef, with cause I'm fed up with sh**, leaf and meth sh**, I remember my olden days like it was the day before, sh** I'm gettin' older now so I better f** a who*e Fall on the floor, what's next Bang my head off the door Hit my skull til my brain turns dull and I don't even know my name, that'll be very diffucult Throw some salt on me, that ain't bad luck anyway, it's spillin' salt that is bad luck I don't spill salt, I'm like a private, I hault Maybe I just go to the army, military I am so damn thick that I think I am a dog I'll bark and fall asleep ona log, vomit in the bog and fall, I don't mean asleep, I mean fall in as faint, maybe when I smell my vomit and the f**in' toilet wall paint It ain't fresh, it's been there for years and it smells like ugly queers I have ugly fears that I need to get rid of, face 'em sh**, chase some cause my brain is not right, I am sh**e at rappin', I should be on a crapper [Chorus] I'm a superhuman, I'm a summin that I'll be flummin' at a b**h who told me to f** off and I'll f**in' k** her if she tells me to shut up again [Verse 2] I'm sorry, I just worry that you might be a loner I'm sorry b**h but you're just a witch that doesn't give me a bo*er I'll whack ya down til your dead on the floor and I'll run away cause I just hut a woman If you hit me honey then I'll call the police on you cause it's against the law to hit a female I'm sorry who*e but I'll still whack ya face off the door cause I'm so mad at ya Okay, I'm pickin' up my phone and I'm callin' the cops, I'm ready to press 9 Okay, b**h, I won't hit you but promise me one thing that you'll won't f** with me again
I can't promise that but I'll promise that I'll leave you if you dare to hit me again (whack sound) I'm sorry b**h, but you asked for it so I'mma bury you in the back fast because... [Chorus] I'm a superhuman, I'm a summin that I'll be flummin' at a b**h who told me to f** off and I'll f**in' k** her if she tells me to shut up again [Verse 3] I'll rap faster than a car speedin' on a lane while your mind turns insane, you'll be insaner than a train driver who is more insane than you are I'll be blowin' ya mind, no need to rewind so let's leave the past the past Think of the present or think of the future cause I'mma hurt ya if you f** with me I'll stab ya in the back, I mean with a knife, I'll then be a backstabber I ain't a crapper though I am a dope rapper hoe so if any f** head messes with me, they'll be k**ed with a lyrical battle and that'll be me, I'll win and they'll lose just like my bullies when I left school, they ain't cool and I'm typin' this fast, without mistakes cause I'm spittin' at the stakes cause I'm beginning to be mad so let me be the wicked witch in a Glasgow remake of the wizard of oz I'mma slow down now cause I don't know how to be a good person and be calm, that didn't made sense B You'll be back and forth B cause I'mma G that likes to be who I wanna be and that is a f**in' insane rapper that k**s people with verses and lines that combine into rhymes that k** ya faster than the pa**in' times I'll k** ya in ya sleep, I'll make you lose sheep like Little Bo Peep f** ya if you think I'mma a**hole that just likes to f** a**holes for the fun of it like I am so damn sh** that I can't rap, not even in a little damn bit I'll whack ya til you're dead cause I'm so evil, even when I'm sleepin' in my bed I k** in my dreams like Freddy I'm so damn wicked The doctor put me down as a sick kid I'll run fast around your head cause I'mma... [Chorus] I'm a superhuman, I'm a summin that I'll be flummin' at a b**h who told me to f** off and I'll f**in' k** her if she tells me to shut up again