[Intro]
This Is Sid, This Is Sid
[Verse 1]
What happens if I run through your damn lawn with a bomb and blow up your lawn in 5 seconds long
Rip out your flowers and k** the nearby birds
Chop off a kittens head and say the 3 magic words
Meow, Meow, Meow
I just saw a horse and a dead cow
I wonder how, POW!
Like a punch, tropical juice
No, I just had one and brung up my lunch
Grew up with money problems
I don't really need to be much good with maths
I can just use a third party
One part of me is twisted like Hyde
I'm more Hyde and I'mma come out
No doubt, this is Sid so please stand by
[Hook]
This is Sid, This is Sid
This is Sid, This is Sid
I'm coming for ya
[Verse 2]
I just met a boy, his name is Troy
Nice face but flat a**
Gotta go break it to him with gla**
I one time saw a policeman, he insulted me
I f**ed him up in a song called 1000 Ways
It's a good one, a police diss
I don't care if I got a family member in the force
I'd rather hate the police than be part of the force
Finding the first police hate right from it's source
This is Sid, the most damn evil ego to ever met
He'll k** you with no remorse, your f**in' torso will break
You'll not even walk cause Jolly Sid is the top of the chalk
He's smart, very quick
He'll set fire to your house and then run, the speed of his run is out of this world
Twirled, Sid is so jolly that when he k**s he's always happy, proud
He's a cold blood k**er and he is proud of it
He'll always do what he does, he'll give ya a lethal hit, teeth comes out from a hit
sh**, just run if Sid is around cause you then know that there's no way out, so save your life and run or just stay where you are and face the red haired evil that is Sid
[Hook]
This is Sid, This is Sid
This is Sid, This is Sid
I'm coming for ya
[Verse 3]
Look on the bright side, I ain't gonna harm unless Sid comes in me, not s**ually
I'm a damn downright maniac, sh**
I gotta spit rhymes and show no remorse and k** a thousand with rhymes and lines
No flat disses, just k** disses that's gonna stab the diss victim in the bu*t, give ya a cut and lick your blood til I get the energy
I'm in the g and sh** is gonna pop off any soon now cause I'm finding how, why in Glasgow slang so please take one moment and know that Satan's bell just rang
I took the money that my friend put aside for his uncles medicine and spent it but didn't tell my friend that I took his uncles money to live and I might have just k**ed his uncle
I chuckle cause it's funny, the fact that he is gonna be raging and it's funny to know that he'll have to earn the money again but it could be too late by the time he earns money for his uncle, his uncle might die
sh**, I just k**ed his uncle, sh** I'mma f**in' k**er
Oh well, maybe I should k** another and another til I k** my bullies mother
I'mma say sh** more than ones like saying God a lot likes nuns
Leasts and the fact that people don't trust Priests
The pest control officer, Ricardo Lopez, sh**
Someone please just loop this, sample it in your raps and make a fortune, right I must admit I make f** all
Maybe I should just do what Lopez did, just paint my face with music playing and get a pistol then sit down and put a gun in my mouth take a deep breath and bang reach my d**h
[Hook]
This is Sid, This is Sid
This is Sid, This is Sid
I'm coming for ya
[Verse 4]
When I write a song I just can't stop and I need help just in case that I write the longest verse in the world and it maybe the worse verse or maybe the best and in that case please don't stop me
I wanna keep writing, sh**ting on my friends garden and go in the shed shoot his dog dead
Put the body in the river or maybe burn it do no DNA can be found
Bury the ashes and dashes into the house to steal a CD and dub it with my sh** and hope I make a fortune
Some may say that my voice is out of tune
I'm out of pune, JUICE
I make a loony mad, a mad man kind but sad
There's reasons why I am placed on this planet
Got an event but who's gonna plan it
I may just listen to f**in' b**h Habit
Made me ran it, she's just a b**h habit cause I don't know how to diss a girl that good
Ha, Leighanne burning, turning
On fire, I could just rule the damn empire
f** this, I'm just a liar
Leighanne says "So am Ia"
I'll show her that I am the best f**in' liar and she's not gonna win
You don't live with your ma anymore girl so what's she's gonna do
She's living alone and maybe turning into a loner
What is she gonna do, she can't sue me for this cause she's probably broke and maybe you got money but I've got nothing so I can't pay so don't sue me, you'll be wasting your god damn time
[Hook]
This is Sid, This is Sid
This is Sid, This is Sid
I'm coming for ya
[Outro]
Ceeingee
Orjin Records
Motherf**in' NC Origan
The most evil villain and ego ever Jolly Sid