[Verse 1]
If you're looking trouble you've met it
Nice to meet you Im the guy you're in debt with
Danced with the devil then slept with the rebel thats about to end your life swift
Embrace this knifes gift, grab both your wifes tits
f** her in the a** like I'm drilling for your wife's sh**
f** snorting give me an Ice hit, beat in your brains with an ice pick
The lyrically insane formulating devices, about to turn this thing you call life, lifeless
Put a price on your head but it's priceless, rolled a 6-6-6 on only two dices
Grip your throat so hard you'd think my hands were vices
God won't let me into where the paradise is
I'm just f**ing around, on this angry beat that's under ground
Blend both your feet, now that's BEEF that's really UNDER-ground
I'm the reason for hell being the way it sounds
Throw you as my wish in the well i hope you drown
Why so serious? i'll carve your face into a frown
But I'm not Jokester, just a marijuana toker
I guy who finds a girl and then hopes her
Father will approve, "I mean I'm a nice bloke sir"
Just below mediocre, until my co*k reaches her throat and chokes-her
Let's hang, just let me grab the ropes first
[Verse 2]
Man this rap is absurd, particular - I applaud you sir! may I have a word
In the hall way shrouded in darkness - what you just spit left me feeling some what heartless - come with me if you don't want to be exposed - I am talking about your flesh not your cloths - 3 7-elevens this must symbolize heaven - oh I am so mischievous - Devious - delirious - can I please pick apart your brain?
It would bring a smile to my face - Rock paper scissors - oops these are clippers - I like zippers - I swear I'm a nice fellow my pee is bright yellow I like jello - wait.... this Eminem's verse, sorry I'm a fan - But I f**ing hate Stan
What was I saying again? Oh right - bash you with a frying pan - along side the head - this rap is absurd .. Wait I said that at the start of this verse - have I ever told you the definition of insanity sir? I am a pirate grr I mean argh
All hands on deck - set sails - feed this man to the kraken! bring his wife over -
She is in need of a spanking - Ah sh** - I did it again I did not mean for this to happen - I am sorry sir - nothing personal I swear - I just had to respond -
I just like to participate - decimate - full of so much hate - I just noticed
This rap is all over the place - I think I need to nap this insanity away -
Have a very good day! up up and away