A mech pilot is all I ever wanted to be
And robotic conflict is all I ever want to see
So I smile as I strap myself into the seat
Of an 80 metre tall Quintron model D
In the chair since 1992
Now I'm so f**ing great my sk**s cannot improve
And I never ever ever use the lock on targeting
Shoot from miles straight into the heart of
Anything that tries to stand in my way
They look at me funny and they're joining the fray
Every day a fight every day another conflict
But I'm cool as f** in this tricked out co*kpit
I have got tactics for every single enemy
Evoluder, FedCom, and the Zentradi
Whenever they face me, I always seem to win
Take down all resistance before they can begin
Charge up my PPC, stamp on all the infantry
Aim at another mech and try to set the pilot free
A few more missiles and they all drop to their feet
I took them all down and didn't even overheat
I get a call from the mayor of Tokyo
Appears there is something that he wants to know
Foreign language don't know what he's talking about
Used to have a jap tutor but she got deported out
He mus think I am some kind of crazy k**er
As he screams down the phone "GOJIRA! GOJIRA!"
Switch into fighter mode and fly out to Japan
And see if I can help protect their land
I see the dinosaur on my horizon
Come from behind and hope to suprise him
He turns so quick with his atomic breath
A boost of the jets to avoid certain d**h
I come up with a plan, grab him by the tail
Had to do it twice, the first time I failed
So I swing him through a building, throw him to the ground
With sparks and rubble falling all around
I jump away, try to make some distance
Fire some laser shots with precision
A volley of missiles to keep his a** down
When my sensors pick up a worrying sound
The flapping of wings, that high-pitched squeal
I spin around with this fear that i feel
It's Mothra flying high in the sky
With the look of destruction in her eye
Godzilla sees Mothra, lets out a roar
Then gets his green a** up off of the floor
He jumps and grabs me, even starts biting
I shake him off quick, but then I see Gigan
Megalon, Anguirus and Jet Jaguar
Orga, Rodan and King Ghidorah
As they all get closer I know that I'm f**ed
I get ready to eject and hit the self destruct
All the monsters attack my mech
Completeley unaware of their impending d**h
From my parachute I see the commotion
Of my robot bursting into an explosion
The fire dies down, smoke starts to rise
But Godzilla gets back up, somehow he survived
(rewind)
Woah woah woah!
So I lose my mech and Godzilla lives? This song s**s!