[tommy:] what did i do wrong?
[cerys:] oh you nearly drove me cuckoo
[tommy:] am i really all that bad?
[cerys:] you're worse than hannibal lecter, charlie manson, freddy
Krueger
[tommy:] why are we still together?
[cerys:] oh i can't leave you till you're dead f
[tommy:] you mean till d**h do us part
[cerys:] i mean like cyanide, strangulation or an axe to your head
[tommy:] it was lucky for us i turned the radio on
[cerys:] they say that music soothes the savage
[tommy:] there was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red
[both]: the two of us would surely have ended up dead
You stopped us from k**ing each other (tom jones, tom jones)
You'll never know but you saved our lives (tom jones, tom jones)
[cerys:] i've never thrown my knickers at you
[tommy:] and i don't come from wales
[tommy:] still haven't solved our problem
[cerys:] you mean we hate each other's guts
[tommy:] still wanna poison your
[cerys:] and i still wanna cut off your
[tommy:] i phoned the marriage guidance
[cerys:] i tied the phone line round your
[tommy:] i'm sick of all this hatred
[cerys:] well that'll be the arsenic making you sick
[tommy:] you were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff