To those who have, more shall be given
From those who haven't, all shall be taken
No money for the developing nations
It's all spent on Christmas decorations
Yes, it's a fair and unfailing world
It's such a good world
It's the best of all possible worlds
The Polar Music Prize went to Elton John
We who really deserve it, we got none
Idiocy breeds while morals decay
If you're honest you will end up in jail
Yes, it's a fair and unfailing world
It's such a good world
It's the best of all possible worlds
The wrong people always get the upper hand
We'd be better off if I ruled this land
The rich and corrupt, the royal family
Will all be swinging from the nearest tree
Yes, it's a fair and unfailing world
It's such a good world
Yes, the fairest of all possible worlds is just a dream world