Maybe one day I will be famous enough Where I can wear my shades inside But what's the rush? Adopt a kid from Cambodia or hit the clubs Paparazzi gonna snap pics and catch me drunk Get into a fist fight broken up by cops My publicist gonna sh** when she sees the blogs I never miss a new chance to get my name up on The trending tags in your Facebook Twitter and Vine They'll publicize my coffee runs with some babe I only met her last night But they'll say we're engaged Lifestyles of the broke and beat I bet you wouldn't know better when I hit these streets up Every time I touch down at LAX I get swamped by amateur paps and press They wanna start small talk see what they catch me on next You'll see my quotes in some headlines without context I'll get around Set up some down chicks in every town Put 'em up in a hotel room just in case I Come down Wish my hometown buddies could see me now Too bad I cut 'em all off when I became renowned
I'll get my dick fixed so I don't end up trapped Some clever chick gonna pull my condom out the trash I'll roll the dice with no rubber on and catch a bug I'll use a secret pseudonym to get my Herpes d** I'll score court side seats to any NBA game Cameras gonna show my face way more than the game You'll probably see me when another of my s** tapes leak They wanna know who the source is It was probably me The more richer I get the less I'm paying for sh** Trashed a rental and the landlord had no problem with it Had my lawyer make a settlement he couldn't resist 'Cause if he resists he's on the Hollywood blacklist I'll check my Twitter mentions every day Verified account Say some dumb sh** Blame it on a hack It's all okay I'll probably make my own free iPhone game I'll make it free to install but I'll charge to play And make millions off the downloads I know that they'll pay I'll see my App Store revenue increase by the day I would...