Maybe one day I will be famous enough
Where I can wear my shades inside
But what's the rush?
Adopt a kid from Cambodia or hit the clubs
Paparazzi gonna snap pics and catch me drunk
Get into a fist fight broken up by cops
My publicist gonna sh** when she sees the blogs
I never miss a new chance to get my name up on
The trending tags in your Facebook Twitter and Vine
They'll publicize my coffee runs with some babe
I only met her last night
But they'll say we're engaged
Lifestyles of the broke and beat
I bet you wouldn't know better when I hit these streets up
Every time I touch down at LAX
I get swamped by amateur paps and press
They wanna start small talk see what they catch me on next
You'll see my quotes in some headlines without context
I'll get around
Set up some down chicks in every town
Put 'em up in a hotel room just in case I
Come down
Wish my hometown buddies could see me now
Too bad I cut 'em all off when I became renowned
I'll get my dick fixed so I don't end up trapped
Some clever chick gonna pull my condom out the trash
I'll roll the dice with no rubber on and catch a bug
I'll use a secret pseudonym to get my Herpes d**
I'll score court side seats to any NBA game
Cameras gonna show my face way more than the game
You'll probably see me when another of my s** tapes leak
They wanna know who the source is
It was probably me
The more richer I get the less I'm paying for sh**
Trashed a rental and the landlord had no problem with it
Had my lawyer make a settlement he couldn't resist
'Cause if he resists he's on the Hollywood blacklist
I'll check my Twitter mentions every day
Verified account
Say some dumb sh**
Blame it on a hack
It's all okay
I'll probably make my own free iPhone game
I'll make it free to install but I'll charge to play
And make millions off the downloads
I know that they'll pay
I'll see my App Store revenue increase by the day
I would...