Im an acorn small and round lying on the cold cold ground
Everyone walks over me that is why Im cracked you see
Im a nut I Im a nut Im a nut Im a nut
Called myself on the telephone just to hear my golden tone
Asked me out for a little date picked me up at half past eight
Put on special party pants then I asked myself to dance
I said no then I said yes by now I think you have guessed
Took myself to see a show wanted candy but said no
Held my hand and kissed my cheek made a date to go next week
Asked myself to marry me had to take some time to think
I know that I am the best called myself and I said yes
Rainy sunday feeling bleak lets play a game of hide and seek
Searched in the barn searched in a pit found myself and said youre it
Got a bike its built for two me and me knew what to do
I sat in front I sat in back got so tired we took a nap
Gravity has a tiny flaw one of me on the see saw
Lucky I am so crazy so both of me can see saw see
Left hand right hand not enough this pianos just to tough
But I have four hands I can do it solo no Im a duet
Im an acorn brown and sweet lying in the middle of the street
All the cars run over me so I run back to the big oak tree
Im a nut I Im a nut Im a nut Im a nut
IM CRAAAAAZEEEEEE!!!!