Be bop a lula
Bony Marone
She's as skinny
As Teddy Boy Tony
Looks fantastic
In Piccadilly
Mr. Bombastic
Psycho Billy
This year's model
Is Cashpoint Charlie
With a Harry Crews novel
And a bit of Bob Marley
Iggy Pop records
And stereo speakers
Jimmy Webb
Elvis
And the Manic Street Preachers
Professional toffs
And professional co*kernies
All gone soft
On the National Lottery
Gonna go halves
On 25 million
Cashpoint Charles
And Psycho William