[Intro]
f** in the back of the bus
Bumpin' that sh** like the back of my trunk
[Verse 1]
f** in the back of the bus
Bumpin' that sh** like the back of my trunk
f** all you b**hes, and f** all your limbs
And just gimme a ho with no legs and a stump
King Scotch, what the f** I want is a
Nugget, a c*nt with a stomach
I just want to f** it, and pump it full of all this semen
Then I slam dunk it
I'm on that New Jack City sh**
Let me see your titties
Strip you of your kingdom
Watch your grip just slip, and you fall off the cliff
King Scotch, drop that b**h
Leavin' his son fatherless
Hakuna Matata, motherf**er
This whole f**in' kingdom is mine
Scotch
(Reversed audio)
[Hook]
King Scotch, the f**in' cream of the crop
b**h, I'm a king at the top
The f**in' god of your sunless land
Nonstop, going straight to the stop
All praise to King Scotch
The f**in' god of your sunless land
[Verse 2]
King Scotch, I'm in the Garden of Eden
I'm eatin' apple from trees
And I'm eatin' p**y from Eve
And after she's sleepin', I be leavin'
Sneakin' off for the evenin'
Stealin' the other motherf**in' rib from Adam
Leave his punk a** bleedin'
Then go see if god will make me a b**h tonight for a threesome
[Bridge]
King Scotch, the f**in' god of your sunless land
First born, and you know that I'm k**in' ‘em
b**h, I'm an heir to the throne
And b**h I'm finally home
King Scotch
[Verse 3]
I'm on that Roadhouse, tear your f**in' throat out, b**h
That seven layer when I dip, and it is cold as sh**
That Slipper Mickey, fingerf**in' Farrah Fawcett, so listen
I bump, bump, bump through your system
Screamin' f**, f**, f** the system
This whole f**ed up kingdom is mine
[Hook]
King Scotch, the f**in' cream of the crop
b**h, I'm a king at the top
The f**in' god of your sunless land
Nonstop, going straight to the stop
All praise to King Scotch
The f**in' god of your sunless land
King Scotch, b**h I'm finally home
And f**in' takin' my throne
As the god of your sunless land
Nonstop, going straight to the stop
All praise to King Scotch
The f**in' god of your sunless land
[Breakdown]
Back up in this b**h just like some p**y that I used to hit
Spittin' syphilitic lies (f**)
Cum shot up in the f**in' eyes of Christ
Turn your Valve off, and I give you Half-Life
Cum shot up in the f**in' eyes of Christ
Cum shot up in the f**in' eyes of Christ
Cum shot up in the f**in' eyes of Christ
Turn your Valve off, and I give you Half-Life
This whole f**in' kingdom will die