Oh, the airport, has a planner
So the rules are very tight
Place your bag there on the scanner
Whoops, you beeped, please step out to the right
First, we'll frisk you, then we'll test you
And it won't be so bad if you should fail
Tell my friends "hi" if they arrest you
'Cause they've also spent time in jail
Station checkered
But we'll keep you in the line all day and night
Because we'll have a perfect record
As long as no one makes their flight
Drop those tweezers, and ditch those nail clips
Because you know that they could form a threat to life
You can't take them on your air trips
But you still can...pack a knife!