I asked that guy in charge of France
To take an anti-terror stance
I asked if he would join the fight
With France's military might
Yakety yak, Jacques Chirac
He said he'd help and I said thanks
I said we'd send in both our tanks
And France has bags and bags and bags
Of slightly-used surrender flags
Makin' attack with Jacques Chirac
He'll bomb them with a stale brioche
Our soldiers don't take time to wash
And if we need some more battalions
We'll get some help from the Italians
Humorous crack, Jacques Chirac
What's that Bin Laden maniac?
When he eats French food from Chiraq
He'll have a stroke and cardiac
That's how the French will get him back
Yakety yak, snack attack