(Doorbell rings)
Mitt: Is that the doorbell? I'm not expecting anyone, come in…
Hello, look who is joining me
It's all my friends that I'm debating in the GOP
Herman Cain:
Hello, my name is Herman Cain
There's a 50-50 chance I'm certifiably insane
Newt:
Hello, I'm Newt, remember me?
And if you're poor you should be working by the age of three
Michelle Bachmann:
Hello, it's really me, Michelle
And anyone who doesn't vote for me is going straight to…
Perry:
Hell-o, Rick Perry is your guy
And did I mention Herman Cain just tried to rub my thigh
Santorum:
Hello, Santorum here to say
I will proudly lead America, except the part that's gay
Paul:
Hello, I'm back again Ron Paul
And if, like me, you're anti-government don't vote at all
Santorum: Who's that?
Perry: That's Huntsman over there
Paul: He's just a basic, decent guy; that's why he hasn't got a prayer
Candidates:
Hello, our next election day
You can say no to hope and change and choose a better way
Just go, down to your polling place
And put an X next to my face
Michelle (Santorum): Because this vote could change your life (…vote could change my life…)
Newt: I'll change my wife!
Mitt (Candidates): Don't vote Obama (…Obama…)
Candidates:
Hell, no!