Good evening. Russian president Vladimir Putin, welcoming ... myself. You laugh, but look who you elected president. I understand the American politician is big into the song and dance, so here is little-bitty song and dance from me, Vladimir Putin.
My name's Vlad
When I get mad
I send my tanks
And army ranks
Where Chechnya sits
Putin on a blitz
In U.S. they all harangue
My Chechen mess
When I go bang
They say "Tsk, tsk!"
Putin is a risk. No, no, no, no, no.
Talk of peaceful compromise I'm scorning
I love the smell of Chechens in the morning
Hey, they had warning!
Lots of times
They call me dunce
Mistake — can say
But only once!
I make them quit
By blowing them to bits
Causing people fits
Putin never quits
Putin on a blitz!