We are from the Kurdistan region of Iraq. As you know, we recently voted to approve our constitution. And as you also know, no one knows what is in it. But what we really want is for rights, for freedoms, the things that you people take for granted in your country, like the right to perform musical comedy. That's why we've worked up this special little number just for you. It's from Gilbert and Sullivan's The McFatwa.
Three little Kurds from school are we
Come from a small minority
Fighting along insurgency
Three Kurds are in Mosul
This little Kurd's not too good at math
One plus one is...doh!
I'm a bit of a psychopath
My sister, my daughter, my sister, my daughter
I've got a jihad on taking baths
And on the Bathist too
Three little Kurds in one formation
Of a Kurdish sovereign nation
Where will we flee for ululation?
Three little Kurds from school
Three little Kurds from school!
My name's Halah, that's a palindrome
I quit drinking when el Toulon
'Cause of the war he gets bombed at home
That's why he goes to school
Let's try Saddam in a hurry now
I want to sit on his jury now
Tell him he won't have to worry now
We little Kurds aren't cruel
We only want his j**els
We little Kurds are very wary
Of what the new constitution carries
What if it says that gays can marry?
For our next program, we could do Broke-Iraq Mountain...
As long as the Kurds can rule
With these little Kurds that's cool