We heard there just might be a brand new terrorist in town
Let's hear what this extremist says
Click around your cable down
You're bound to hear the sound
He's put a fatwa on the Venezuelan prez
And here's to you, Reverend Robertson
Jesus doesn't even watch your show...no, no, no
God's ticked at you, Reverend Robertson
But heaven holds a place for those who pray...you'll go away
Hey, hey, hey
We'd like to learn a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to put your TV show on mute
You're our greatest proof against intelligent design
Tell us, once again, just who would Jesus shoot?
What's that you say, Reverend Robertson?
Jesus loves you if you're not a ho...ho, ho-mo
Thou shalt not k**, Reverend Robertson
Except brain cells you're murderin' so slow
When people watch...your TV show