I am the very model of a mad attorney general
And now I’m under fire from a bunch of Senate liberals.
Attorneys were not fired, it was part of my promotion plan
I offered all those lawyers new positions in Afghanistan.
Five million emails all are gone it will be hard to get them back,
But I am sure we’ll find them just like we found weapons in Iraq.
While I am cleaning out our justice system there is more to do
I’ve got a little plan to fire someone named Judge Judy, too.
Chorus:
He’s got a little plan to fire someone named Judge Judy, too
got a little plan to fire someone named Judge Judy, too
got a little plan to fire someone named Judge Judy, too
got a little plan to fire someone named Judge Judy, who is next?
I have no plans to leave my job, but lately I took awful hits.
I’m hoping I can move the heat to fellows like Pa