Pres. Bush:
Good evening everybody, George W. Bush here, and at this time I'd like to welcome my family. Hey, sweetheart, how are you? Hi Dad, hi Mom.
Bush Sr.:
Oh yeah…well, you know, son, because of me it looks like you might have another problem on your hands. Looks like old Saddam, trying to get weapons of ma** destruction, it's bad, bad. So when you deal with him, you need to be vigilant.
Bush:
I will be.
Bush Sr.:
And you can never, ever capitulate.
Bush:
I don't know the meaning of the word capitulate.
Bush Sr.
Yes, it's too bad, son. Now, you see that thing you're doing right there? Don't do it.
Bush:
What, Dad? I was just talking.
Bush Sr. (Laura & Barbara):
Yep, that's what I mean. Think the time for talking is done, why don't you do that little song that I taught you.
(Oooo…)
Don't…talk…don't…talk
(Oooo….)
Don't…talk…don't…talk
Bush (Bush Sr.):
Oh, I'm on a roll
I still have sky-high polls
But Democrats insist that things are bad (bad)
To keep all the headlines
Off economic deadlines
I took some advice from dear old dad
He told me…
All:
Talk ‘bout Saddam
Much as you can
Talk ‘bout Saddam, my son
If you act now
They'll forget the Dow
Bush:
So talk ‘bout Saddam my son...
Barbara:
Now, son, you've gotta get Saddam because he tried to get your daddy. But you have to be careful, ‘cause we hear he has body doubles. Your daddy told me he's got three body doubles.
Bush (Bush Sr.)
Three doubles? (Don't talk.) That's 6 guys!
Laura (Barbara):
No, no, no, sweetheart, what she means is that he's trying to fool you by using look-alikes. (ooo...)
Bush (Barbara);
Oh, well, you know, Laura, two can play at that game. For instance, when I send in the UN inspectors, I won't send in the real inspectors, I'll send in inspector look-alikes. (ooo…)
Bush Sr.:
Don't… talk…don't… talk…DON'T… TALK!
Bush (Bush Sr.):
Tom Daschle's a baby
Says don't attack and maybe
The UN will soon address Iraq (‘Raq)
Saddam start preparing
‘Cause FOX will soon be airing
A show called When Presidents Attack
Dad told me…
All:
Talk ‘bout Saddam
Fast as you can
You know what you must do
When you are through
I hope it works for you
Barbara:
Much better than ‘92
Bush Sr.:
Well, son, I hope you don't get a touch of déjà vu
Bush:
Yeah, you know, Dad, the French don't even have a word for déjà vu