A dead loss, no songs No fun just glum Lying next to someone So don't mention the war Don't question where we stand Know where we fall North, south, east, where's best? If head left It turns out directionless And needlepoint aside I always find Embroidery leaves me blind Cause I'm too weary to rest Since I noticed - coming second best is close to ideal What fools boredom breeds So much to do So many goldfish to feed And paracetamol
I'll take them all They line my stomach wall Cause I'm too weary to rest Since I noticed - coming second best is close to ideal With customary thirst I search a water gla** But gin hits first Oh don't believe the hype Expectancy Will always spoil a party It's tourniquet by crochet My waters break Don't drive for pity's sake Cause I'm too weary to rest Since I noticed - coming second best is close to ideal