My art is called egocentric-soft-p**no
Or maybe it's just narcissism...
My one and only subject
Goes from something like anything but
Me-ism
Wouldn't it be easier for Beardsley?
He could drop the paintings
And photograph his penis
Or take pixxx of the chicks...
Yeah, you know what I mean...
Wouldn't it be better for Escher?
He could drop the math
And make it happen on his mattress
2 girls and a cam!
3 girls and a cam!
You put a dog there and you got polaroid scam
I ain't no artist
I am an art-b**h
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio
And I only show
Where there's free alcohol
I am so hardcore
I sell my crap and people ask for more...
Call me revolutionaire
I poo on a plate and get it published on Visionaire
What I do is called art-sh**
And don't you dare make fun of me
Cause everything I do was featured on the pages of i-D!
I ain't no artist
I am an art-b**h
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio
And I only show
Where there's free alcohol
I ain't no artist
I am an art-b**h
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio
And I only show
Where there's free alcohol
Lick lick lick my art-tit (x2)
s** s** s** my art-hole (x2)
(repeat last 2 lines)