Into the wilderness, I found myself powerless
At the hands of this antiquated artifact, thought obsolete
I had uncovered it, container of obscurity
Archaeological findings, increased heartbeat
I chose not to speak of it, hid it away in my toolkit
A simple tin containing petrified hash
It took my breath away, inexplicable mental sway
Soon my affection would grow unabashed
I must protect you at all cost
None comprehend, hash in a tin, my best friend
Addicted to hash in a tin, prepare to commit the ultimate sin
Murder for the false god before you
I'll murder for you, hash in a tin, master
You have no choice
I hear the tin's laughter
Waiting until the rest go to sleep
I sharpen my shovel to k** in deceit
Go to sleep
Unleash my bud-thirsty devotion
Decapitate excavation team in sleeping state
A brutal weapon as it is, this shovel sure is k**ing great
The blood, it splatters on my face, all their lives I must erase
k** for me
Yes indeed
Make them bleed
As you command me
Bodies mangled, torn apart
Teeth removed for no one to know
Dig them graves or leave them to burn
A taste of hash I think that I've earned
It's about time you reward your humble slave
No! I'm not to be pa**ed around
I don't want to sell you, I just want to smoke you
You can't do this to me
Let me hit that sh**
Now I realize what has happened here
That hash, it didn't talk to me
I'm just a pothead archaeologist
With a homicidal urge to chill