Ruby came here with a big idea Ruby came here with a big idea He got no friends, he got no fear But Ruby's got the big idea Ruby rolled in with a barrel of laughs Ruby rolled in with a barrel of laughs He got no audience, no place to crash But Ruby's got a barrel of laughs Nothing but a barrel of la-la-la-la-la Ruby sat down and threw his hat in the ring
Ruby sat down and threw his hat in the ring He ran out of papers and pink erasers But Ruby had his hat in the ring Oh, yeah, Ruby had his hat in the la-la-la-la-la Ruby left here with his big ideas Ruby left here with his big ideas He got no applause, but plenty of free beer Ruby had the big idea Oh, yeah, nothing but the big idea