What kind of present does he dream about? A leather wallet or a singing trout? What I should get him is a mystery And if it's lame, will he still want me? What does he want? A DVD or some video games What does he want? Or maybe one of those new digital frames What does he want? Something to fit his personality What does he want? The perfect present is eluding me My friends all tell me that I shouldn't obsess
But how can I avoid the stress? I need to know but right now All I can do is guess What does he want? A fancy cell phone or a tube of grout What does he want? I don't know but I'll figure it out What does he want? Rear-view mirror gla**es as seen on TV What does he want? I only wish I knew what he got me 'Cause I hear it's perfect What does he want?