I see a winter scene inside a tiny plastic globe
Old European castles, a sinister Santa Claus
The salesgirl's really hot, but I can't talk to her right now
I've come to meet field marshall
9 mile beach of the CVB
I would fight for hippy chicks
I would die for hippy chicks
I would fight for hippy chicks
I would die for hippy chicks
We might stop and surf a bit
But I would die for hippy chix
We might stop and skate a bit
But I would die for hippy chix
9 mile beach he's so crunchy
Wearing skaters' knitted caps
He takes my oath but doesn't even seem to smile or laugh
They got this alien technology, he's just a holograph
Projected next to me while TBI aims at my traitor a**.
We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We might stop and surf a bit
But we would die for hippy chix
We might stop and skate a bit
But we would die for hippy chix.
They bring the Greys into the room
Man, I say "this just ain't for real"
True Christian Church of Texas teaches aliens are the devil
The Greys they tell a different story of humanity upon the brink
Of ecological disaster they have come to save our a**es.
We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We might stop and surf a bit
But we would die for hippy chix
We might stop and skate a bit
But we would die for hippy chix.