Raw Dog!!
[Intro: Gardner]
Uhh eee uhh eee
Uhh eee uuhh uhh
Eee eee uuhh uhh
Uhh eee uhh..
[Campbell]
A long island ice tea
I said a long island ice tea
How nice it would be
If you would drink
A long island ice tea
With me
[Verse 1: Campbell (Gardner)]
Long islands ice tea
With a bad B on my side
Long island ice tea
And i just drank 4 or 5
And my stomach hurts! (my stomach hurts!)
And my stomach hurts! (I feel the burn!)
I ate a lot of green beans earlier
I ate a lot of green beans earlier
Long island ice tea and green beans
Don't mix well
[Verse 2: Campbell]
Let's lets down to the Spiffys on the Brookside
Brookside is the most beautiful place in America
If you don't think so you can go to hell
With all the [bleep] and all the others
Oh no
Oh no
Let's go down to Brookside
Ohh Brookside the most beautiful place in America
[Bridge: Campbell (Gardner)]
(Mom get me a f**ing warm towel!)
(Guaranteed good time)
(Guaranteed good time! Brookside!)
Don't talk to your mother like that son!
Please! (Lars don't talk to me like that! No! A spank!)
Put on your home sewn knits (You should get a spank!)
You should always wear your home sewn-knits (I'm your Mother!)
They hold a lot of meaning to you and your grandmother
Just wear your home sewn-knits (Me?)
[Verse 3: Campbell]
Way up high the bean stalk like jack
Up high up on the bean stalk like jack
Get the eggs
Get the eggs
Get the golden goose eggs
Get the golden goose eggs