Raw Dog!! [Intro: Gardner] Uhh eee uhh eee Uhh eee uuhh uhh Eee eee uuhh uhh Uhh eee uhh.. [Campbell] A long island ice tea I said a long island ice tea How nice it would be If you would drink A long island ice tea With me [Verse 1: Campbell (Gardner)] Long islands ice tea With a bad B on my side Long island ice tea And i just drank 4 or 5 And my stomach hurts! (my stomach hurts!) And my stomach hurts! (I feel the burn!) I ate a lot of green beans earlier I ate a lot of green beans earlier Long island ice tea and green beans Don't mix well [Verse 2: Campbell] Let's lets down to the Spiffys on the Brookside Brookside is the most beautiful place in America If you don't think so you can go to hell With all the [bleep] and all the others
Oh no Oh no Let's go down to Brookside Ohh Brookside the most beautiful place in America [Bridge: Campbell (Gardner)] (Mom get me a f**ing warm towel!) (Guaranteed good time) (Guaranteed good time! Brookside!) Don't talk to your mother like that son! Please! (Lars don't talk to me like that! No! A spank!) Put on your home sewn knits (You should get a spank!) You should always wear your home sewn-knits (I'm your Mother!) They hold a lot of meaning to you and your grandmother Just wear your home sewn-knits (Me?) [Verse 3: Campbell] Way up high the bean stalk like jack Up high up on the bean stalk like jack Get the eggs Get the eggs Get the golden goose eggs Get the golden goose eggs