[Verse 1]
Son of a b**h, I'm a ba*tard
Known for getting that last word
In to thinking I won't but really
I will b**h, I am Shatner
White boy rapper, animal cracker
Plus I'm a really great actor
b**h calling me bad words 'cause my words bad
Said that's backwards
Now let's get going, play that song
Take a little bit of liquor and forget yourself
One more shot, forget your health
Be a grownup, don't kid yourself
This ain't a dream, don't pinch yourself
You're really going through it
I might tell you what to do
But I won't ever have to do it
Screw it, it's just me
Still thinking about just me
And my social sk**s are rusty
b**h get down on one knee
And pray for me, I need praise
Stay up nights and sleep days
Looked at this sh** each way
And all I can say is
[Hook]
I'm an SOB
Baby, do your best for me
Won't you come stand next to me
After they all go
I'm an SOB
Baby, do your best for me
Won't you come stand next to me
After they all go
[Verse 2]
Still here with my same crew
Lot to feel but we still click
Still living near Scarborough
Where they're still saying that still sh**
Still having those same dreams
They don't come true and that's real sh**
That's ill sh**, I still trip
Smiling but I don't feel sh**
Still k**ing in your town
Still checking that one two
Still hating on plenty sh**
But still saying I love you
Still drinking that vodka drink
So don't f** with that Henney
Still making a little more
And still pinching my pennies
'Cause I don't trust no trust fund
Call me up when those d** come
Raise my voice to my loved ones
Everybody needs someone
Still keeping it honest
Pouring it all out to let you know
Still be here doing this sh**
Just will you still be here when they go?
[Hook]
I'm an SOB
Baby, do your best for me
Won't you come stand next to me
After they all go
I'm an SOB
Baby, do your best for me
Won't you come stand next to me
After they all go
[Outro]
I'm an SOB
I'm an SOB
After they all go
I'm an SOB
I'm an SOB
After they all go