I was a misanthrope on the end of a rope
I spent 20 years 6 years on dope
Takin' a piss while givin' up hope
I lived a lifetime 6 years on dope
I was a human trash can
Shortening my life span
Live fast die tan
I think that was the plan
Savin' all my money for a one way ticket to Afghanistan
I was a ezoobeson drunk, strung out on junk
Live fast die punk
I thought I was sunk from gin swilling and fish tank penicillin
I was a moron bro with impetigo
A pleased as punch Dog Patch Wino
Casual s** and herpes complex
Now I'm on Interferon and Valtrex
I was a child adult, a walking insult
Every shot got more difficult
I was a teenage trash bin, a breathing mannequin
A caustic cause who musta loved sufferin'
Do pinhole eyes romanticize h**n
I was a moron bro, a circus sideshow
A dying slow Dog Patch Wino